Report card conversation

Conversation between a Yoruba and his son who just brought his report card home.

Father: so you came second abi?

Son: yes sir (happily)

Father: kilo n dun e ninu?

Son: (silence)

Father: kilode to gbe 1st?

Son: (silence)

Father: heheen? Se eni to gbe 1^st l’orimeji nii? (Does the best student have 2 heads?)

Son: rara (no)

Father: abi class kan naa ko lewa?

Son: (dumbfounded)

Father: Ori ori e, olodo osi. Ko mo ju ounje lo.Iya re lojo. (You are so dull and doesn’t know more than eating. You definitely takes after your mum)

Oh my! Nigeria papas really know how to kill joy jare. They may even claim they were the best throughout their academic life.